Parshat Behaalotcha is fond to my heart...because it is the parshat that I fucked up on.
See, there was a writing contest for socially conscious Jewish writers. I had to write a d'var about this section as it related to a global justice issue...and I failed, miserably.
It's hard to write on demand. What's great about PunkTorah is that I can write whatever I want. Even if it has to be about a specific parshat, I still get whatever I want.
And the funny thing is, by failing at this Parshat...I actually ended up proving it's valuable lesson: quit your bitching and be happy with what you have.
See, the Hebrews are wandering around the desert (big shock!) and start to get a little tired of eating mannah. They want all the things they had when they were slaves, which apparently is this weird salad bar of melon and garlic. Yuk.
At any rate, a group of them complain and G_d decides to throw them a bone by making all these doves suddenly appear. The Hebrews get some serious BBQ action on and eat the little bastards to the point that there is still meat between their teeth while they are gulping down dove after dove. It's like a never-ending all-you-can-eat buffet at Golden Corral.
G_d gets angry (as G_d tends to) and strikes these gluttons down, naming their place Kivroth Hata'avah or the Grave of Lust.
G_d was angry because the people did not appreciate what they had. And G_d punished them for their serious lack of thanks for being freed from slavery.
Modern life is all about moving forward: constantly pushing to get the next big thing. To make life better, all the time, through material gain.
When writing my d'var, I got so tied up with "making it perfect" that I forgot why I was writing it in the first place. And ultimately, I ended up missing the deadline. Sad but true--I was driving in my car and realized that I was a day late in submitting my application.
Even now, I am struggling with this constant craving. I am booking a tour for my band, and the shows just keep falling apart. I can't seem to be grateful for the shows that I do have booked!
Hopefully G_d won't send me to my grave...because I have learned to chill out a little and enjoy what I have.
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Monday, June 8, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Richard Dawkins, Gardening and the Number Seven: Parshat Behar
Richard Dawkins, Gardening and the Number Seven: Parshat Behar
I just watched the Richard Dawkins movie, "The God Delusion. I disagree with Dawkins who thinks that religion is poison (a little too Chairman Mao for me), but he did bring up an interesting point: In one scene, Dawkins confronts a British rabbi about the Genesis account of creationism. The rabbi says that he supports a literal interpretation of Genesis and believes that the world is only 6,000 years old. Dawkins tells the rabbi how stupid this is, because archeologists all agree that humans are millions of years old and that 6,000 years ago was the start of the Agricultural Revolution.
This got me thinking: is there a biblical connection between the agricultural revolution and the laws of Moses? Sure enough, there is...and it's this week's Parshat.
Parshat Behar gives the faithful a set of rules for how to handle all their farming...stuff like the Jubilee, contracts between tenant farmers, a year of rest for the land, etc. etc. I'm not gonna go into it because frankly its boring to me and I don't have a green thumb...i can barely keep a house plant alive.
At the beginning of human civilization, cultures believed that they were controlled by the land and created Earth gods and goddesses to act as the middle man between the Earth and their needs. Life was subsistence, short and brutal. But when the Agricultural Revolution happened, people had abundance for the very first time. We were able to control the land and were free for the first time.
But with freedom comes responsibility, and as keepers of the Law, Jews understand this and bring this to the world with Torah. G_d demands we level the playing field, giving time for the Earth and those who cultivate it to rest. We have to give to the wandering stranger and return land back to its original owner, eliminating the tenant farmer relationship. We cannot abuse our land privilege with usury and on the 50th year, we have to celebrate with festivals.
When a culture has comfort, it becomes responsible to those whose lives are still short and brutal. The lesson of Parshat Behar, and the agricultural revolution, is to see the bigger picture: that no matter what our abundance, we are still partners with G_d and have to play by the rules in order to make life worth living.
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I just watched the Richard Dawkins movie, "The God Delusion. I disagree with Dawkins who thinks that religion is poison (a little too Chairman Mao for me), but he did bring up an interesting point: In one scene, Dawkins confronts a British rabbi about the Genesis account of creationism. The rabbi says that he supports a literal interpretation of Genesis and believes that the world is only 6,000 years old. Dawkins tells the rabbi how stupid this is, because archeologists all agree that humans are millions of years old and that 6,000 years ago was the start of the Agricultural Revolution.
This got me thinking: is there a biblical connection between the agricultural revolution and the laws of Moses? Sure enough, there is...and it's this week's Parshat.
Parshat Behar gives the faithful a set of rules for how to handle all their farming...stuff like the Jubilee, contracts between tenant farmers, a year of rest for the land, etc. etc. I'm not gonna go into it because frankly its boring to me and I don't have a green thumb...i can barely keep a house plant alive.
At the beginning of human civilization, cultures believed that they were controlled by the land and created Earth gods and goddesses to act as the middle man between the Earth and their needs. Life was subsistence, short and brutal. But when the Agricultural Revolution happened, people had abundance for the very first time. We were able to control the land and were free for the first time.
But with freedom comes responsibility, and as keepers of the Law, Jews understand this and bring this to the world with Torah. G_d demands we level the playing field, giving time for the Earth and those who cultivate it to rest. We have to give to the wandering stranger and return land back to its original owner, eliminating the tenant farmer relationship. We cannot abuse our land privilege with usury and on the 50th year, we have to celebrate with festivals.
When a culture has comfort, it becomes responsible to those whose lives are still short and brutal. The lesson of Parshat Behar, and the agricultural revolution, is to see the bigger picture: that no matter what our abundance, we are still partners with G_d and have to play by the rules in order to make life worth living.
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Thursday, May 7, 2009
Crushed Testicles, Broken Limbs and Holiness: Parshat Emor
Crushed Testicles, Broken Limbs and Holiness: Parshat Emor
(Note: this post was brought to you with help by activist Nick Dupress. Visit his blog Nick's Crusade at http://www.nickscrusade.org/wordpress/)
In Leviticus 21, the Kohanim, the holiest of holy priests, were instructed to not perform their priestly duties if they had the following disabilities: blindness, mobility impairment, sunken nose, broken or twisted limb, one limb disproportionate to the other, sores, and, of course, crushed testicles. Then again, if I had crushed testicles, I probably wouldn't if I was holy...all I'd be worried about is getting an ice pack.
It got me thinking about my friend Nick Dupree, an activist for the handicapped. Here's a person who knows all about being a sacrificer and the one being sacrificed. Nick is completely immobile except for his hand. Nick needs constant care in order to stay alive. In spite of this, Nick has sacrificed his life to handicapped issues and home care reform. At the same time, by being immobile, Nick himself is a sacrifice: a sacrifice to the angels of our better nature, calling to us do the work of G_d, Tikkun Olam and Tzedaka. By being stuck in a hospital bed, Nick is the proverbial Issac, bound to the altar of our health care system.
I asked Nick to contribute something to this discussion. I expected he'd think the same way that I do: that this Torah portion is outdated and trivializes the disabled.
I was wrong. Instead, Nick managed to find holiness that spoke to him. In his blog he wrote, "I’m not offended by the stringent requirements for kohanim. Disabled kohanim were never stripped of their title, and were still allowed to eat from the holiest of sacrifices (they got all the benefits of their role). Some were even allowed to perform the priestly blessing. And unlike illegitimate kohanim, disabled kohanim continued to keep all the benefits, and all the priestly laws. To suggest a physical defect is a spiritual defect is ablist and false."
If we literally interpreted this scripture then Nick would not qualify as a Kohanim. But his battle for goodness and a fair society for all oppressed people makes him holier than any moron bouncing around in a tunic and robe.
My take on this Parshat is a little different...
So maybe Parshat Emor isn't talking about physical blemishes and deformities. Maybe what it is REALLY talking about is an emotional deformity, one that blinds us and cripples us on the inside, where we cannot see the G_d that challenges us to make the world a better place for everyone...especially people like Nick.
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(Note: this post was brought to you with help by activist Nick Dupress. Visit his blog Nick's Crusade at http://www.nickscrusade.org/wordpress/)
In Leviticus 21, the Kohanim, the holiest of holy priests, were instructed to not perform their priestly duties if they had the following disabilities: blindness, mobility impairment, sunken nose, broken or twisted limb, one limb disproportionate to the other, sores, and, of course, crushed testicles. Then again, if I had crushed testicles, I probably wouldn't if I was holy...all I'd be worried about is getting an ice pack.
It got me thinking about my friend Nick Dupree, an activist for the handicapped. Here's a person who knows all about being a sacrificer and the one being sacrificed. Nick is completely immobile except for his hand. Nick needs constant care in order to stay alive. In spite of this, Nick has sacrificed his life to handicapped issues and home care reform. At the same time, by being immobile, Nick himself is a sacrifice: a sacrifice to the angels of our better nature, calling to us do the work of G_d, Tikkun Olam and Tzedaka. By being stuck in a hospital bed, Nick is the proverbial Issac, bound to the altar of our health care system.
I asked Nick to contribute something to this discussion. I expected he'd think the same way that I do: that this Torah portion is outdated and trivializes the disabled.
I was wrong. Instead, Nick managed to find holiness that spoke to him. In his blog he wrote, "I’m not offended by the stringent requirements for kohanim. Disabled kohanim were never stripped of their title, and were still allowed to eat from the holiest of sacrifices (they got all the benefits of their role). Some were even allowed to perform the priestly blessing. And unlike illegitimate kohanim, disabled kohanim continued to keep all the benefits, and all the priestly laws. To suggest a physical defect is a spiritual defect is ablist and false."
If we literally interpreted this scripture then Nick would not qualify as a Kohanim. But his battle for goodness and a fair society for all oppressed people makes him holier than any moron bouncing around in a tunic and robe.
My take on this Parshat is a little different...
So maybe Parshat Emor isn't talking about physical blemishes and deformities. Maybe what it is REALLY talking about is an emotional deformity, one that blinds us and cripples us on the inside, where we cannot see the G_d that challenges us to make the world a better place for everyone...especially people like Nick.
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Saturday, May 2, 2009
Wolverine Is Jewish
Wolverine Is Jewish
(Editor's note: there aren't any spoilers in here other than a basic plot line for the first five minutes of the movie. If you're one of those people who HATES knowing what a movie is about before you see it, then don't read this. If you already know who Wolverine is and what X-Men is about, then go right on ahead! Just don't come crying to us when we've "ruined it" for you, please!)
I saw X-Men Origins: Wolverine last night. Can I just say, TOTALLY F*CKING AWESOME!
For those of you who aren't comic book nerds, Wolverine (real name Logan) is a mutant with two strange super powers. First, he heals almost miraculously from any kind of injury. Almost nothing can hurt him permanently, and this leads him to have a lifespan far beyond a normal person. Second, he has razor sharp claws that come out of his hands when he clenches them.
In the movie, Logan and his brother Victor (also a mutant with similar powers, later to become the character Sabertooth), are born in the 1800's. With animalistic fighting powers, they hide their mutant abilities by serving in every war from the Civil War until Vietnam. In Vietnam, Victor begins to show a ruthless lust for blood, killing anyone he can. Logan, on the other hand, suppresses his animal instincts and shows a sense of compassion for others. This tension between them leads to an epic struggle (and tons of fight scenes) through the movie.
I ask you...what ISN'T Jewish about this? First, you have a struggle between brothers (Cain/Abel, Jacob/Essau), people living a strangely long time (Adam 930 years, Methuselah 969), supernatural powers, war...I could go on.
The main point I want to drive home is the psychology of Wolverine. Throughout the movie, Wolverine is suffering from an internal struggle between his good nature (humanness) and his killing nature (animalistic). Jews know all about this: we view ourselves as part G_d, part animal, constantly trying to imitate G_d so that we can fully live in his image. Wolverine hates what his brother Victor stands for: self-centered-ness, cruelty, violence, but at the same time cannot escape those feelings himself.
The word "Israel" means "to struggle" and when we see characters like Wolverine struggle between their G_dly nature and their evil nature, we can't help but feel a sense of connection.
What Wolverine ultimately realizes is that he is neither G_d, nor animal: he is something else entirely. He is something special. That's why he finds himself in the company of the X-Men, a mutant "minyan" of other people fighting between a cruel nature, that while powerful, has the ability to create total chaos, and another, more Divine sense of goodness that triumphs over the evil doers.
Sure, Wolverine isn't actually Jewish. But his struggle to live a righteous life sure is!
Besides, we all know Kitty Pride is Jewish...come on, she's from Deerfield, Illinois for G_d's sake!
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(Editor's note: there aren't any spoilers in here other than a basic plot line for the first five minutes of the movie. If you're one of those people who HATES knowing what a movie is about before you see it, then don't read this. If you already know who Wolverine is and what X-Men is about, then go right on ahead! Just don't come crying to us when we've "ruined it" for you, please!)
I saw X-Men Origins: Wolverine last night. Can I just say, TOTALLY F*CKING AWESOME!
For those of you who aren't comic book nerds, Wolverine (real name Logan) is a mutant with two strange super powers. First, he heals almost miraculously from any kind of injury. Almost nothing can hurt him permanently, and this leads him to have a lifespan far beyond a normal person. Second, he has razor sharp claws that come out of his hands when he clenches them.
In the movie, Logan and his brother Victor (also a mutant with similar powers, later to become the character Sabertooth), are born in the 1800's. With animalistic fighting powers, they hide their mutant abilities by serving in every war from the Civil War until Vietnam. In Vietnam, Victor begins to show a ruthless lust for blood, killing anyone he can. Logan, on the other hand, suppresses his animal instincts and shows a sense of compassion for others. This tension between them leads to an epic struggle (and tons of fight scenes) through the movie.
I ask you...what ISN'T Jewish about this? First, you have a struggle between brothers (Cain/Abel, Jacob/Essau), people living a strangely long time (Adam 930 years, Methuselah 969), supernatural powers, war...I could go on.
The main point I want to drive home is the psychology of Wolverine. Throughout the movie, Wolverine is suffering from an internal struggle between his good nature (humanness) and his killing nature (animalistic). Jews know all about this: we view ourselves as part G_d, part animal, constantly trying to imitate G_d so that we can fully live in his image. Wolverine hates what his brother Victor stands for: self-centered-ness, cruelty, violence, but at the same time cannot escape those feelings himself.
The word "Israel" means "to struggle" and when we see characters like Wolverine struggle between their G_dly nature and their evil nature, we can't help but feel a sense of connection.
What Wolverine ultimately realizes is that he is neither G_d, nor animal: he is something else entirely. He is something special. That's why he finds himself in the company of the X-Men, a mutant "minyan" of other people fighting between a cruel nature, that while powerful, has the ability to create total chaos, and another, more Divine sense of goodness that triumphs over the evil doers.
Sure, Wolverine isn't actually Jewish. But his struggle to live a righteous life sure is!
Besides, we all know Kitty Pride is Jewish...come on, she's from Deerfield, Illinois for G_d's sake!
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Thursday, April 30, 2009
Telemarketing and Judaism
Telemarketing and Judaism
Today I got a phone call from a woman who was interested in selling me ad space in her magazine. It sounded kinda cool. She said that all she needed was to sit down with me for five minutes to show me the magazine and the ad spaces.
I told her that getting me to sit down for one minute was hard enough, let alone five. The best thing she could do would be to email me the info and that I would look it over and call her back today.
She replied, "I understand how busy you are. Is there any time when we could get together?"
I said, "Look, I'm being honest here...I'm not into meetings. Email me the info, though. I'm very interested."
She said, "Have a nice day" and hung up the phone.
I started thinking, "in the era of skype, email and instant messaging, who does meetings?" Apparently she hasn't gotten the memo that it's 2009 and the world is fine.
I realized that the company she works for is antiquated. The magazine itself is awesome, but her method for sharing it doesn't work anymore. I was interested, but she lost me because she couldn't come to me in a way that I could receive her.
This is the same with Torah. Recently, a guy posted on my facebook that he didn't think I knew anything about Torah, didn't know Hebrew and wasn't teaching Torah properly.
But what is proper? Is it proper to teach Torah in English? is it proper to teach Torah to women? what about sharing Torah with non-Jews? or putting Torah into braille for the blind?
We have to be willing to meet each other in a common place to share ideas. For me, that place is the internet. The telemarketer wouldn't meet me in our common place--I had to share her ideas in the place that SHE wanted, not a place we could both agree on.
In the end, she wasn't able to work with me, and if I couldn't agree to share her ideas in exactly the way she wanted, then I wasn't worth her time. And I wonder, how many people want the blessing of the Torah, but can't find someone willing to meet them where they are?
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Today I got a phone call from a woman who was interested in selling me ad space in her magazine. It sounded kinda cool. She said that all she needed was to sit down with me for five minutes to show me the magazine and the ad spaces.
I told her that getting me to sit down for one minute was hard enough, let alone five. The best thing she could do would be to email me the info and that I would look it over and call her back today.
She replied, "I understand how busy you are. Is there any time when we could get together?"
I said, "Look, I'm being honest here...I'm not into meetings. Email me the info, though. I'm very interested."
She said, "Have a nice day" and hung up the phone.
I started thinking, "in the era of skype, email and instant messaging, who does meetings?" Apparently she hasn't gotten the memo that it's 2009 and the world is fine.
I realized that the company she works for is antiquated. The magazine itself is awesome, but her method for sharing it doesn't work anymore. I was interested, but she lost me because she couldn't come to me in a way that I could receive her.
This is the same with Torah. Recently, a guy posted on my facebook that he didn't think I knew anything about Torah, didn't know Hebrew and wasn't teaching Torah properly.
But what is proper? Is it proper to teach Torah in English? is it proper to teach Torah to women? what about sharing Torah with non-Jews? or putting Torah into braille for the blind?
We have to be willing to meet each other in a common place to share ideas. For me, that place is the internet. The telemarketer wouldn't meet me in our common place--I had to share her ideas in the place that SHE wanted, not a place we could both agree on.
In the end, she wasn't able to work with me, and if I couldn't agree to share her ideas in exactly the way she wanted, then I wasn't worth her time. And I wonder, how many people want the blessing of the Torah, but can't find someone willing to meet them where they are?
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Monday, April 27, 2009
Unkosher Sex and Acharei-Kedoshim
Parshat Acharei-Kedoshim
Unkosher Sex and Acharei-Kedoshim
This parshat talks about all kinds of different laws from not cheating your workers to not eating blood and a whole lot of talk about...well...sex
And that's where things get really interesting
It's a no-brainer that the Torah is written for men. Men were the only ones educated in early Middle Eastern cultures. And since it's written for men, it has many biases and prejudices against women.
It's obvious when you look at the sexual laws. All sexual laws, with the exception of one, are written with the prefix "If a man" or some other reference to the male as the one committing the offensive act. The only exception to this is Lev 20:16 which talks about women having sex with animals.
This parshat assumes that a woman's role in sexuality is really passive...like she's too dumb to be spoken to directly. The man is the leader but since both man and woman are sinning, they both get the ax...literally.
And that's the next weird thing about this parshat. The death penalty is applied in lots of areas...cursing your father...death....sorcery...death. But for some reason, screwing your aunt or sister isn't as bad as getting frisky with a barn yard animal. It just means you'll be childless.
It's things like this that keep Jews, especially counter cultural Jews, from practicing their Faith. And I don't blame them.
A lot of times, people giving Torah lessons will create a midrash or some Rambam inspired contemporary understanding of obscure laws. The idea is to make you more comfortable with shockingly weird, antiquated ideas...to make them more worldly and open. I think that this is dishonest. Remember, these laws were developed by nomadic, tribal people in the dessert thousands of years ago. Jewish laws were a reaction against the values of the Pagans: an idolatrous death culture, worshiping mortals as gods and delighting in excess.
Judaism is not about reform. It's not about being conservative, either...and its especially not Orthodox. Judaism is Reactionary...and it's that reactionary, hell, Revolutionary, way of looking at the world that puts Judaism and the DIY rock and roll scene right next to each other.
So let's look at our values as a society, and let's apply that Reactionary Judaism to it. Who knows what we'll discover about ourselves.
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Unkosher Sex and Acharei-Kedoshim
This parshat talks about all kinds of different laws from not cheating your workers to not eating blood and a whole lot of talk about...well...sex
And that's where things get really interesting
It's a no-brainer that the Torah is written for men. Men were the only ones educated in early Middle Eastern cultures. And since it's written for men, it has many biases and prejudices against women.
It's obvious when you look at the sexual laws. All sexual laws, with the exception of one, are written with the prefix "If a man" or some other reference to the male as the one committing the offensive act. The only exception to this is Lev 20:16 which talks about women having sex with animals.
This parshat assumes that a woman's role in sexuality is really passive...like she's too dumb to be spoken to directly. The man is the leader but since both man and woman are sinning, they both get the ax...literally.
And that's the next weird thing about this parshat. The death penalty is applied in lots of areas...cursing your father...death....sorcery...death. But for some reason, screwing your aunt or sister isn't as bad as getting frisky with a barn yard animal. It just means you'll be childless.
It's things like this that keep Jews, especially counter cultural Jews, from practicing their Faith. And I don't blame them.
A lot of times, people giving Torah lessons will create a midrash or some Rambam inspired contemporary understanding of obscure laws. The idea is to make you more comfortable with shockingly weird, antiquated ideas...to make them more worldly and open. I think that this is dishonest. Remember, these laws were developed by nomadic, tribal people in the dessert thousands of years ago. Jewish laws were a reaction against the values of the Pagans: an idolatrous death culture, worshiping mortals as gods and delighting in excess.
Judaism is not about reform. It's not about being conservative, either...and its especially not Orthodox. Judaism is Reactionary...and it's that reactionary, hell, Revolutionary, way of looking at the world that puts Judaism and the DIY rock and roll scene right next to each other.
So let's look at our values as a society, and let's apply that Reactionary Judaism to it. Who knows what we'll discover about ourselves.
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Friday, April 24, 2009
Torah Rejects Fundamentalism
Torah Rejects Fundamentalism
I have gotten several emails from Orthodox and Conservative Jews saying that my idea are not real Judaism, that I ignore the Oral Law and that I'm basically wrong on everything.
That's there choice. It's also my choice to argue right back.
This post was inspired by Reverend Paul Rodkey, a Presbyterian minister I had the pleasure of meeting while I was in college.
OK, so now your Jewish paranoia kicks in and you start to think I'm a heretic for learning something from the Gentiles. Booga, Booga! I hear they carry diseases and eat their children! Gimme a break...
G_d's power and presence in our lives can be explained by something as simple as a straight line. To prove it, a video.
Shalom!
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I have gotten several emails from Orthodox and Conservative Jews saying that my idea are not real Judaism, that I ignore the Oral Law and that I'm basically wrong on everything.
That's there choice. It's also my choice to argue right back.
This post was inspired by Reverend Paul Rodkey, a Presbyterian minister I had the pleasure of meeting while I was in college.
OK, so now your Jewish paranoia kicks in and you start to think I'm a heretic for learning something from the Gentiles. Booga, Booga! I hear they carry diseases and eat their children! Gimme a break...
G_d's power and presence in our lives can be explained by something as simple as a straight line. To prove it, a video.
Shalom!
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Thursday, April 23, 2009
Punk Torah: Anti-Fundamentalism, Parshat Metzora, Second Passover
Parshat Metzora Video
Parshat Metzora is proof that Fundamentalism will destroy you.
Metzora and Tazria essentially talk about the same thing: this weird green, scaley looking skin disease that can also effect your house and your clothes.
For centuries, people believes that the Bible was talking about Leprosy. This was a mistranslation from Hebrew to Greek. As a result, Lepers were cast away and treated like 2nd class citizens, believed to be spiritually unholy, since G_d, in the pre-modern world, was responsible for everything in nature and interjected in every aspect of human life.
We now know that it was not leprosy...and to be truthful, we still aren't completely sure what it was.
A lot of people hate the idea that there is something in the Bible that's "wrong" or "mistranslated". It goes against our sense of reality: that G_d dropped the Torah down from heaven, in complete and perfect form in an Artscroll hardback book, and handed it off to the Rabbi's who apparently had magic hands that wrote G_d's literal oral code.
Come on, people...that's insane.
Yet, what have we done as a people, a human race, in fact, because The Bible told us to? How many of us have gotten so wrapped up in the details of Law that we have forgotten to use the Brains that G_d gave us!
Second Passover is coming up soon. It's only celebrated in Orthodox communities, but I think it's a great day for those of us in the Cultural Disapora. In the Torah, Moses commands those who were unclean during passover to have a second passover. It was a time for them to make good with G_d since they didn't have the chance in the last passover.
So if you've ever been a fundamentalist and done something rotten because G_d told you to, use the second passover as a time to ask for forgiveness, not just from G_d, but from those you harmed in his name.
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Parshat Metzora is proof that Fundamentalism will destroy you.
Metzora and Tazria essentially talk about the same thing: this weird green, scaley looking skin disease that can also effect your house and your clothes.
For centuries, people believes that the Bible was talking about Leprosy. This was a mistranslation from Hebrew to Greek. As a result, Lepers were cast away and treated like 2nd class citizens, believed to be spiritually unholy, since G_d, in the pre-modern world, was responsible for everything in nature and interjected in every aspect of human life.
We now know that it was not leprosy...and to be truthful, we still aren't completely sure what it was.
A lot of people hate the idea that there is something in the Bible that's "wrong" or "mistranslated". It goes against our sense of reality: that G_d dropped the Torah down from heaven, in complete and perfect form in an Artscroll hardback book, and handed it off to the Rabbi's who apparently had magic hands that wrote G_d's literal oral code.
Come on, people...that's insane.
Yet, what have we done as a people, a human race, in fact, because The Bible told us to? How many of us have gotten so wrapped up in the details of Law that we have forgotten to use the Brains that G_d gave us!
Second Passover is coming up soon. It's only celebrated in Orthodox communities, but I think it's a great day for those of us in the Cultural Disapora. In the Torah, Moses commands those who were unclean during passover to have a second passover. It was a time for them to make good with G_d since they didn't have the chance in the last passover.
So if you've ever been a fundamentalist and done something rotten because G_d told you to, use the second passover as a time to ask for forgiveness, not just from G_d, but from those you harmed in his name.
Check out the Facebook page!
Also check out the Punk Torah YouTube channel!
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